A short time ago, Mr. Ralph Oxner was a complete nobody--a pathetic psychiatric patient.  Now, incredibly, he's on top of the world!  Not only is he a household name, he's an international sensation, an obsession even.  The amount of fame and glory he's attained is staggering beyond comprehension!  The likes of Elvis and the Beatles--in their heyday--pale in comparison.  It just goes to show that in this world anything can happen!