A short time ago, Mr. Ralph Oxner was a complete nobody -- a pathetic psychiatric patient. Now, incredibly, he's on top of the world! Not only is
he a household name, he's an international sensation, an obsession even. The amount of fame and glory he's attained is staggering beyond comprehension! The likes of Elvis and the Beatles [in their heyday] pale in comparison. It just goes
to show that in this world anything can happen!