A short time ago, Mr. Ralph Oxner was a complete nobody--a pathetic psychiatric patient. Now, incredibly, he's on top of the world! Not only is he
a household name, he's an international sensation, an obsession even. The amount of fame and glory he's attained is staggering beyond comprehension! The likes of Elvis and the Beatles--in their heyday--pale in comparison. It just goes to
show that in this world anything can happen!